yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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