My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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