make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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