Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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