Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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