really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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