I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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