he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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