My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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