so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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