it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Alive.
So much puke
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
