There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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