So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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