White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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