btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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