if i died would you start the facebook group?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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