i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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