69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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