I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Farmville is her only friend.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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