i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Randomize
