I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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