Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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