I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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