Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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