Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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