have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
