I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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