you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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