some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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