I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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