i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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