You made me cry and you don't even care
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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