My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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