Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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