Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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