you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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