Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My breasts were aching with rage.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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