Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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