He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
