I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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