It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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