he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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