that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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