When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
