I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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