it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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