are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Jerry, you need to find god
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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