Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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