belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She bit a glass in half.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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