We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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