Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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