Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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