Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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