Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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