This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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