I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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