love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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